Make your layoff pay off.

Startups are temporary...

swag is forever.

The job's gone...

but the swag lives on.

Because therapy is expensive.

Swag with a story...

you weren't part of.

Logos you didn't earn...

but totally deserve.

Repping the hustle...

without the burnout.

Swag that haunts you...

can haunt someone else now.

Turn severance swag into spite money.

Why work there...

when you can wear it?

Because good swag...

shouldn't go to waste.

Logos you don't need...

but definitely rock.

Our career pivot starts with this tote bag.

Make your layoff pay off. Startups are temporary... swag is forever. The job's gone... but the swag lives on. Because therapy is expensive. Swag with a story... you weren't part of. Logos you didn't earn... but totally deserve. Repping the hustle... without the burnout. Swag that haunts you... can haunt someone else now. Turn severance swag into spite money. Why work there... when you can wear it? Because good swag... shouldn't go to waste. Logos you don't need... but definitely rock. Our career pivot starts with this tote bag.

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  • “I came, I crushed it, I got the free tote bag.”

    - Persona Non Grata